Abra

It sleeps for 18 hours a day. Even when awake, it teleports itself while remaining seated.

Play Search: Look at the top 5 cards of your deck, choose 1 of them, and put it into your hand. Put the 4 other cards back on top of your deck. Shuffle your deck afterward.

Ultra Evolution: Search your deck for Alakazam and put it onto Abra (this counts as evolving Abra). Shuffle your deck afterward.